Today, my 250 lb ex-Marine dad announced he was going to start randomly punching me in the crotch, without warning, to "improve my reflexes." FML
I agree, your life sucks (45166) - you totally deserved it (3061)
On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)
(+2)I'd suggest you invest in a giant human bubble. Or a cup.
#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:10am by redbluegreen
(+2)dude a cup wont do u much good against a punch like ur dads
must be awkward
but
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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OP probably deserved it for being a pansy. His dad was probably trying to teach him to be a man. If OP really had and FML he'd be reporting that his dad is a abusive psychopath but to me it only sounds like he's complaining that his dad is an asshole. He should be fine, cause his dad was aiming at a target that apparently hasn't grown yet.
#67 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:43am by lunaticsol
(+2)#67 wtf is wrong with you? "something that hasnt grown yet" every1 on this site is like 15+ and nobody deserves to be punched in the balls unless there a total douche with the op isnt
OP do the same to him
(0)I wish I had a nickel for every time I've been on some website where some idiot claimed his "250 lb ex-Marine dad" was going to punch him in the nuts to improve his reflexes.
(0)well, if he hits there too often and too hard, his chances of becomin a "man" won't increase but decrease. Since "masculinity" (don't know how to write that xP) is mainly based on testosteron (which is produced in your balls), i'm pretty sure it will affect his adolesence in a bad way :P
(-1)I just wanna post a reply to aries327. Congrats, worth a worthless and ignorant hate-monger. Get over your homo-phobia you redneck douche. Seriously, have fun contributing nothing worthwhile to society you backwards filthy piece of shit. Or would you like us to make you more comfortable and talk about the inferiority of other races?
#206 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:54am by jamesleuth
(0)@jamesleuth: calm down. what aries237 said was entirely corrrect. it IS true that only gay people willingly touch other men's genital areas (in most cases). don't get so heated up just because someone stated a fact.
(0)Gay guys and doctors. While Jamesleuth's response wasn't the way I'd go about it he definitely has a point, Aries237's comment was insensitive, not because of what he said, but because it implies that "fags" are inferior and something nobody wants to be. Just because he only "stated a fact" doesn't mean he's not a narrow-minded prick.
#213 - On 08/08/2009 at 5:59am by LanceCharisma
(0)if he gets hit too many times he could get testicular cancer.
#248 - On 07/09/2010 at 5:54pm by rabidgerbil
(+2)I see your BALL PUNCH and I retaliate with the POST-TRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER card! Marine use SHAFT SMASH now!
#86 - On 08/03/2009 at 9:27am by DoomJeff91
(0)i see your post traumatic stress disorder card and retaliate with a years of therapy card!
#123 - On 08/03/2009 at 12:02pm by Plumppotato
(0)i will see your years of therapy card and retaliate with my no children for the rest of your life card
(+4)No, his father announced that he would start 'punching him in the crotch without warning' ..not announcing without warning. P:
#35 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:46am by BLNovelist
(+1)or get neutered jokes on him.
sorry thats real bad
#21 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:28am by Imawhalerider
(0)or you could just punch your dad in the crouch when he's not expecting it.
#73 - On 08/03/2009 at 7:48am by ILIEKGIRLS
(+1)try that on a marine and you'd probably lose your arm
#107 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:01am by Rakshasa23
(0)yeah, even a marine can feel the pain when someone punches their balls. that doesnt matter... punch him back... hard you will have a chance to run away
#226 - On 08/28/2009 at 10:47pm by jeniiladoosh
(+1)LMAO!!!!!! Wear a cup!!!! Or punch him back!!! He's a Marine! He can take the pain! Or break your arm. Lol.
(+3)its somewhat needed, if he was a 140 lb ex-marine, the probability of him obliterating his sons ballsack would be a little bit lower
lol
(0)if his dad's going to be throwing his whole body weight into the punch then it's not going to require fantastic reflexes to get out of the way...
(+1)unless hes an EX-marine because hes incredibly obese.
#124 - On 08/03/2009 at 12:05pm by Plumppotato
(0)ya if you telegraph the shit out of it, but if you know how to punch it will
#227 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:11pm by gagagaunit
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YDI for having slow reflexis.
#11 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:19am by thatonekid2010
(0)Not if he's crying on the floor in the fetal position with his thumb in his mouth
#38 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:50am by reset_button
(0)If he does, you can report him for domestic abuse. Keep your phone ready for that important call.
(0)And you're the reason I don't care when someone cries abuse.
He's not doing it to assert dominance or to abuse his son, he's doing it as a joke and to help his son with his reflexes.
Of course, I'm more of the school of "think ahead - wear a cast-iron cup".
(0)If the father actually proceeds with his threat, then it's still abuse. It's especially worse if he really does get knocked in the nuts hard enough. There's a high chance he won't be able to have children in the future.
.....
Now that I think about it, that might not be a bad thing.
(0)Please, if only getting hit in the balls the world would be a lot better, and less crowded, place. It would take some serious incident to cause permanent damage. Besides, it sounds like his dad is joking around, and so I hardly think that this would constitute abuse.
#64 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:07am by zoolander423
(+1)it actually doesn't take much to have no chance of having kids. I know a guy who was kicked in the balls because a girl aimed for his backpack and missed, now he can't have kids.
(0)Of course he's doing it to assert dominance. And punching someone in the balls is pretty much never a joke.
Honest to fucking God.
(+1)i suppose you're against parents spanking their children, and every kid getting trophies in a "competition"
u pussy ass bitch
(0)Wow.
You have issues.
If he's an ex-marine, he doesn't exactly need to prove that he's tough.
Not everything every guy does is the assertion of feminist views on men.
And when guys do it, it usually is a joke.
If a girl does it, then she's probably being abusive.
(+1)"Today, I hit my son in the nuts to improve his reflexes and now I'm in jail. Inconsiderate Basted FML."
(+4)You should start randomly calling child protection services to "improve his reflexes".
#17 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:25am by Tubasaurus
(+3)Get a glock, load it with rubber bullets, and tell him you want to improve his pain tolerance.
#18 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:25am by InigoMontoya
(+3)What's wrong with using live bullets? Warn him you'll start shooting without warning to improve his will to live a better life.
#50 - On 08/03/2009 at 4:29am by wellinever
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Fuck Texas
#25 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:30am by allmidnighteyes
(0)dude that sucks but damn that is funny it happens to the best of us but not always dads sometimes it metal poles from stupid friends
(0)Take up a martial art. I do taekwondo and now my reflexes are so sensitive I flinch whenever someone jerks towards me like they're gonna hit me. It's gotten to the point where people ask if I'm abused.
#29 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:34am by PenNameHere
(0)#29, I do that too. And I'm not in Martial Arts. I just have good reflexes. Either that or I just flinch wayy too much. Maybe both?
#142 - On 08/03/2009 at 1:47pm by Baroness542
(0)I can picture him coming into your room in the middle of the night while you're asleep...
#31 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:39am by qetzacoatl122112
(+1)That reminds me of a 300 lb ex-marine I once knew. When ever I would go swimming, he would dunk me under water, and wouldn't let me up. When my mother yelled at him, he said it was to toughen me up. I was 9 years old, and a very weak swimmer. He was a fucking douche bag, I hope he's dead.
(0)You can take the The Devil Dog out the Corps but you can't take the Corps out the Devil Dog. Quit Being a woman try to get him 1st tell him you wanted to seize the innitiative that's a key to winning battles.
(0)theres no such thing has a ex marine. once a marine always a marine. I would just get really good reflexs really fast if i were you.
#41 - On 08/03/2009 at 4:03am by davidmcneer
(0)what could you possibly be doing in your life that would require you to have great crotch reflexes?....your dad soounds like he has to much time on his hands lol.......your life kinda sucks right now lol
(+1)hey thats former marine or retired marine...no such thing as an ex-marine, once a marine always a marine...and always crazy and true to his word... i suggest practicing your reaction time on your own... just let it happen...
#45 - On 08/03/2009 at 4:17am by rob7641
(0)There is such thing as an ex-Marine and I will soon be one. I'll tell that to you and everyone else who says that.
#114 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:31am by fudgemeister
(0)dude just wear a cup, at least it wont hurt as much without it
#49 - On 08/03/2009 at 4:28am by thepunisher
(0)a - get a cup for the small help it'd give.
b - report it... cops/child welfare.
c - tell his military buddies he likes to go round touching guys in the crotch.
(0)for some reason when I first read this I assumed it was posted by a girl. I suppose this is better
(0)Bwahaha! It's the marine version of Dan McNinja I swear!
I(L) your dad...but kinda feel bad for the crotch punches. Kind of.
(0)inform him that you've decided to start pouring small amounts of talcum powder into his nose while he sleeps to give him emphysema - "Isn't that what you're saying Dad? That we've decided to start assaulting each other? Ok."
(0)Alright I guess I'll be the one to say it...
FALCON PAWWNCH
#62 - On 08/03/2009 at 5:48am by Tobeitkowl
(0)Wow, even I hadn't though of that until now.
However, a Falcon Punch is far too slow for a randomly-executed testicle assault. How about a tap of the A button, which is a lightning-fast jab? That's all that's needed.
(0)This is totally domestic abuse/ child abuse.
I also suggest taking up Chin Na. It will drastically improve your reflexes and allow you to drop a man like a newborn giraffe, no matter how big. Also, you will learn in Chin Na that you can kill a man if you hit him in the balls hard enough.
And then report him to the police.
OR...you could go to child welfare/ CPS to inform them that you fear going home. Then tell them the reason. He will get a visit that he doesn't like, and then if he takes it out on you, go back and show them the damage.
(0)Umh... I don't think teens would be brave enough to show their balls to strangers.
#159 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:18pm by BlueLettuce
(0)BOMBARDMENT
But yeah if you're under 18 call CPS, if not, someone, please!!
#66 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:35am by waterynuggets
(0)Maybe you could tell him you plan to randomly drape those plastic bags that dry-cleaning comes in over his face while he's sleeping to improve his reflexes.
(0)maybe it's to teach you a lesson for calling him an EX marine. FORMER... never an "ex"
#72 - On 08/03/2009 at 7:27am by merebear1987
(0)child abuse? domestic violence? how bout op being a f'n woman. take a joke people. and there is such thing as an ex Marine one that was a piece of shit and got a dishonarable discharge
(0)No, OP is clearly a man, as indicated by the text under the FML...
"On 08/02/2009 at 6:45pm - health - by theregoesmyspermcount (man) - United States (Texas)"
(0)Your dad's a piece of shit.
Consider calling 1-800-799-7233, the National Domestic Abuse Hotline. What he is doing could be considered abuse.
(0)I agree with those suggesting he takes up a martial art. Preferably one that teaches you to reach into people's bodies and pull out their organs with their bare hands.
As your father realized his testicle strike had been blocked, and then saw his still beating heart in your hand, his last words would be:
"I'm... I'm proud of you, boy.."
#78 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:44am by drimpossible
(0)im sorry - not funny
but i burst out laughing
hes not serious is he?
#79 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:49am by notlovingit
(0)i think people throw around the word 'abuse' too much these days. he's not beating his son or making him kneel on rice for extended periods of time or anythign extreme, not battering him around, he's just trying to teach him in a roundabout way to expect anything at anytime. so, OP, grow up, take some initiative and take the first strike that presents itself, and when you succeed, tell him that he needs to improve his reflexes too, and you'll surely help him with that the way he is helping you. it'll be like a weird bonding experience.
#81 - On 08/03/2009 at 8:52am by _THE_MASTER_
(0)HE'S YOUR FATHER! You should know this by now, but "once a Marine, always a Marine."
THEY'RE NOT FUCKIN "EX-MARINES!"
It's "former" or "retired," retard.
I'm guessing you don't have a close relationship with your dad if you didn't know this.
(0)oorah... for that question earlier... and you cannot be an ex marine you just retire and become a former Marine. A marine is a title that stays with you for life no matter what..even when you leave the service...much different from other branches
#84 - On 08/03/2009 at 9:20am by rob7641
(0)if the kids soft enough to cry about this martial arts are not going to help him once again there can be an ex Marine one who got kicked out for being a shit bag who did not serve honorably
(0)Even then its still former marine. Dishonorable Discharge does not strip them of that either. They still have the training and the mentality. Hence, no such thing as an "ex-marine"
#117 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:38am by DaBombb316
(0)Ex = Former. Example: Ex-girlfriend = Former girlfriend. They both work. Quit the "Once a marine, always a marine" crap. You're not a marine if you don't partake in a marine's duties. You can label yourself as an ex-marine though.
(0)He's not a "Former MArine" he is an "Ex-Marine" because he was discharged for punching the genetalia off of 5 soldiers.
#89 - On 08/03/2009 at 9:32am by bloodfalcon22
(0)OP, your nickname FTW. ask lance armstrong for help on this, he'll know.
#91 - On 08/03/2009 at 9:40am by mclaxin1115
(0)Wow, that sucks.
I'd invest in a ball cup lol.
Couldn't you report your dad to the police for sexual harrassment?
#93 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:09am by DanceDiva1496
(0)Buy a cup (is that what theyre called?). Put it on. Never, EVER take it off.
#95 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:22am by iFruit
(+1)Who does that? Seriously? To their own child. That's why there are self defense lessons. Or the Marines. But NO Marine I have ever known has EVER done anything remotely like that to their child. That's just wrong. But on the other hand:
May I say "Cast Iron" and "Department of Family Services"? Oh yeah, get a taser and start administering your own little "random acts of kindness".
#98 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:34am by flinkpamingo
(0)To whoever said something about 250 lbs of muscle rushing at you; if you weigh 250 lbs, that is not muscle.
#99 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:41am by Ub3r_Crippl3
(0)BTW, this reminds me of Andy Samberg's stepdad in "Hot Rod"
#100 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:42am by drimpossible
(0)That's absolutely amazing. And for the record, there's no such thing as an ex-marine. Your dad is pro
#105 - On 08/03/2009 at 10:51am by PositiveChillout
(0)Yeah, my dad randomly comes out of nowhere to hit me or jab me in the collar bone with his thumb (hurts like a b if you've never had it done to you). He'll roll up a hand towel and try to whip me with it and he'll try to (or succeed in) knock my elbows out from under me when I'm resting my head in my hands with my elbows on a table or counter (so that I hit my face on whatever surface I'm resting on). But when I fight back or manage to best him somehow he gets this proud look on his face, I love my retired marine father, he knows how to toughen a girl up
#108 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:05am by Lif3SuksTh3nUDi3
(+1)I read "I love my retarded marine father" when I first read that. xD
#116 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:36am by RaizenSama
(0)I read it normally, but once you said that I had this whole motage thing going in my head of how this could become a movie about a girls retarded marine father :)
#238 - On 12/20/2009 at 12:18pm by mugglewump
(0)there are other less painful and intelligent ways of improving ones reflexes other than kicking him in the balls. i suggest your dad do some reading up. or take a class or two.
#109 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am by irockmyworld
(0)It's also Ooh Rah! for the marines, just to let you know.
#110 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:08am by Lif3SuksTh3nUDi3
(0)There is such thing as an ex-Marine and I will soon be one.
#113 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:29am by fudgemeister
(0)apparently you have never seen a pro wrestler or a body builder
#118 - On 08/03/2009 at 11:41am by DaBombb316
(0)Um, if any part of your father touches your crotch, please have him arrested for sexual assault, okay? That's REALLY not okay!!!!!
But your screen name is made of win, on the happy side!
(0)Lmao, right now. OP, your username is priceless, Win.
#125 - On 08/03/2009 at 12:06pm by JustStayHome
(0)the best epic compilation of crotch-shots on youtube!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTpLbZsMn9Q
(0)u should have some pretty good reflexes soon or be really flinchy and twitch every time he breathes
i suggest karate or ask ur dad to teach u it can only help u in the end
#134 - On 08/03/2009 at 12:53pm by badtotheboner
(+2)I hyperventilated with laughter.
"Son, I've got some bad news. The cat got run over by a 18 whee-
-punch-"
"REFLEXES. THE CAT DIDN'T HAVE THEM EITHER!"
-laughs like a crazed madman-
Alternatively, tell him you're going to, while he sleeps take a baseball bat to his nuts, to see if he can detect intruders in your household.
(0)start wearing several cups whenever you are somewhere your dad could be...
and tell him he shouldn't do it if he wants grandkids!
(0)Sounds like your dad is having trouble dealing with his repressed homosexual incestuous desires for you.
#151 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:24pm by midwestjerk
(0)there is no such thing. once a marine always a marine. but good luck with that
#157 - On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm by soccerballs
(0)Once a Marine, always a Marine.
If you can manage to punch his hand away whilst he tries punching you, Im pretty sure he'll see no need to continue.
#160 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:25pm by I_am_Lathan
(0)lol know what thats like. got sent to military school. i get punched in the stomach though. probably cuz im a girl.
#161 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:27pm by meepmeh
(0)just tell your dad that repeated impacts to the groin causes infertility, so if he wants to be a grandfather one day he won't.
(0)Well you can always say you're are going to start randomly kicking him in the crotch to improve his reflexes.
#164 - On 08/03/2009 at 4:40pm by BoboMatrix
(0)I happen to be a Marine I love how so many people that I assume are not Marines are commenting there are no such thing as ex Marines just former because it's a title, really what is the difference between ex and former but they don't capitlaize Marine even though it's a title
(0)Want a straw? So you can suck it up! Haha. Either take it, fight back, or get quicker reflexes. Your dad's a Marine, I'm sure he taught you how to "adapt & overcome".
(0)When your dad realizes he's not getting any grandchildren from you in the future, he'll regret punching you in the crotch. We'll be seeing his story on FML soon.
#170 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:41pm by nananabatann
(0)Today, i turned 89, and still havent gotten any grandchildren. When i asked my son about this, he simply said "Yea dad, punches to the crotch do that". FML
(0)haha that sucks, and kinda perverted, whats wrong with an arm or something. But a cup a a gag electric shocker and put it on that. Then see who has quick reflexes from being shocked!
#171 - On 08/03/2009 at 6:49pm by docjolivette
(0)Haha Simper Fi bitches!!!!
FYL man I hope you can get faster reflexes and really fast.
#173 - On 08/03/2009 at 7:07pm by day_dreamer123
(0)Chop your cock off.... or fuck him up with an AK. oh and guys, i think we've established the whole "ex-marine" thing...
(0)Tell him you are going to be playing selected battle / war sound tracks when he is asleep to test him out for PTSD.
(0)Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
~Marines Training
#190 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:32am by SuicideSaint
(0)sounds like something that would happen on dragon ball...
sorry, I've been watching that a lot lately >.
#192 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:34am by Goganthian
(0)When someone tells you what they are going to do before they do it...well...that's called warning you
(0)What a nutter!
I'd tell him that he incompletely insane, that no normal person would think that is acceptable and that if he does it, I would contact the authorities. He is a danger to others and an unfit parent.
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(0)Maybe he's punching you in the crotch because you're calling him an "ex-Marine". There is no such thing as an ex-Marine. Have some respect for his service.
(0)Ahahaha! As horrible as this is, you're dad has some creative and hilarious ways to "improve reflexes".
Well, I guess you better work those reflexes a different way and learn to dodge, sir. After a while of dodging he'll get bored and stop. And then those crazy thugs out in the real world won't be able to touch your balls. You'll just be dodging all over the place. WHEE!!!
Then the thugs will get sad and go home. Thus, you're father has just inadvertently rid the world of thugs.
(0)I say you invest in a taser and zap his ass every time he hits you!
#203 - On 08/05/2009 at 11:08am by jcooplsu11
(+2)This could only be funnier if your dad was Captain Falcon.
You are fappan alone in your room when suddenly from the ceiling...
"FALCON PAUUUNCH!"
I feel bad for you man. Try DOING A BARREL ROLL!
(0)A Marine who was dishonorably discharged for insubordination would qualify as being an "ex-Marine", I think.
But in any case, here is what you should do:
1) Secretly join a gym, lifting weights every day, and build up some muscle mass.
2) Take classes in a martial art that teaches preparedness and good defense in close combat.
3) Practice both disciplines until you are quick enough to block attacks to the lower body at short notice.
4) Get a gun and shoot the son of a bitch.
(0)You should get a cup... and punch him there too to test out his reflexes
#216 - On 08/13/2009 at 6:56pm by AtoZandBeyond
(0)i like this for two reasons
1) your dad sounds badass
and
2) you're from texas, and so am i and that's just how we do it down here
Def get a cup. Love your name btw (:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:
#228 - On 09/18/2009 at 6:08pm by Norma_Christ16
(0)Uhh child abuse much? What an asshole, and an idiot that will in no way help you in life, and if done too much will make you sterile, but if you're anything like your dad then that's a good thing.
(+1)there's no such thing as an ex-marines fool!!!!! once a marine, always a marine!!!!
#230 - On 09/26/2009 at 1:19am by tbonesucker
(0)This is probably why he's gonna be punching you there every so often XD
#232 - On 10/26/2009 at 1:59am by ViperSRT3g
(0)A friend of mine's uncle does that, he calls it a cup check. I think it's time you did the same thing to your dad.
(0)Violance and primitivism, the way off pre-historical man
#244 - On 04/24/2010 at 7:26am by Bubblegums
