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Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50532) - you deserved it (2132)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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