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Today, at the dentist, the new, rather airy assistant went to prep me for an extraction. She began pulling on something in my mouth, and a moment later, I felt intense pain and then the wetness of blood. She was trying to pull out "that weird wire thing". In other words, my permanent retainer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51108) - you deserved it (1449)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:36pm - health - by retainer (woman) - United States (Texas)

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