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Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

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On 07/07/2009 at 10:31am - health - by Inod (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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Wii Fit is not something made to help you lose weight, it's made to help you STAY in shape or tone up. If you weigh too much to use it you need a personal trainer not a video game.

I'll take it if you aren't using it though. It's been raining here for weeks I could use an indoor tone up :D

#4 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:17pm by LuckyCharms

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um... Try actually going out and doing something.

Fucking christ. You bought a video game to get in shape?

#9 - On 07/07/2009 at 2:20pm by deja54

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