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Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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On 07/05/2009 at 8:06pm - health - by yeasty (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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its uhhh, for my dog...

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:12am by nobeans6131

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yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.

#8 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:25am by nataliebear

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