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Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37170) - you deserved it (3775)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:06pm - health - by yeasty (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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its uhhh, for my dog...

#4 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:12am by nobeans6131

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Is your life really f'd because some ignorant rent-a-cop who probably uses his meager paycheck to sustain his warcraft account and drink mountain dew while in his mom's basement was grossed out by the idea of something related to the vagina?

#10 - On 07/06/2009 at 3:28am by TunaSammich

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