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Today, I was talking to my only grandson about how I was going to the dentist to get my teeth fixed and how it was going to cost a lot of money, he replied saying "Who cares, you're going to die soon anyways". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61338) - you deserved it (3510)

On 06/21/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by oldtimerclark - United States (Georgia)

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Leave him nothing in your will

#1 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:09pm by Jaywin

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Wow thats Fucked up, I would have beat his ass, just to prove you still got the fight in ya.

#4 - On 06/21/2009 at 8:10pm by Brandy_RazorSpan

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