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Today, I got my belly button pierced. The guy put a small dot with a sharpie right above the center of my belly button so he knew exactly where to pierce. I also have a small freckle noticeably to the left of center of my belly button. Guess which one he pierced through. FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 11:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Fail. What idiot can't tell the difference between a marker and a freckle?

#3 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:28pm by AntX2

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My guess: He pierced through the sharpie dot?

#7 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:32pm by allisawk

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