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Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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OMG....that sucks! FYL for getting cut, but also YDI because...why would you shave your balls, and on a first date??

#2 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:03pm by Miru

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You should know to be careful when you shave down there. THEY ARE YOUR FUCKING BALLS MAN!!

YDI for being a fool.

#5 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:05pm by genius_man16

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