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Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26050) - you deserved it (41149)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:15pm - health - by ITguy1982 (man) - United States (New York)

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