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Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9447) - you deserved it (30786)

On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

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