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Today, I was dealing with a psychiatric patient with a colonostomy bag. She got agitated and ripped the bag from her abdomen and threw it at my face. I got a bag filled with poop thrown at my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55959) - you deserved it (3266)

On 05/28/2009 at 1:04am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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What a shitty day eh?

#4 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:22am by um_duh

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11 and 12, psychology is a completely different field then psychiatry

#13 - On 05/28/2009 at 6:45am by lololol111

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