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Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (103014) - you deserved it (3005)

On 03/06/2009 at 5:20pm - health - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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