Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
by tooembarrassed / 02/12/2016 at 10:13am / Australia (Queensland) / Health
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Wow, they always go right to the most embarrassing parts. He couldn't just leave it be? My boyfriend always seems to zone in on the thing I'm trying to hide most.
#3 - On 02/12/2016 at 7:25pm by Ali_Br
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At least he cares about you, right?
#4 - On 02/12/2016 at 7:25pm by DRaffie
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