Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
by skyllabeauty1234 / 07/22/2015 at 11:18pm / United States (California) / Health
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#1 - On 07/23/2015 at 10:59am by random2212
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At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a blowjob.
#8 - On 07/23/2015 at 11:06am by acorn2222
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