Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

by oh no / 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • Lock the door if you're doing weird shit (literally)

    #8 - On 06/23/2015 at 3:00am by pabj208

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  • That's the kind of story that you can mention to your grandkids 60 years later over eggnog

    #4 - On 06/23/2015 at 2:59am by Koalax3

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