Today, after getting home from being in the field for a week, my wife who's a nurse, convinced me I had a spider bite on my penis. After rushing to the ER and standing nude in a cold exam room while the ER staff checked me out, I learned it's just an ingrown hair. FML

by Why's it so cold in here? / 02/01/2015 at 1:13pm / United States / Health

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  • Why did you have to rush to the hospital? Your wife could have just sucked the spider venom out.

    #3 - On 02/02/2015 at 5:03am by Exodiafinder687

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  • Well, would you rather prefer a spider bite on your penis?

    #2 - On 02/02/2015 at 5:01am by 712sash

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