Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML
by Madridsta / 06/28/2014 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
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Well, you /did/ just lose what small amount of wisdom you had.
#2 - On 06/28/2014 at 10:11am by Welshite
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I don't need to be high for shouting that. Pooping is some serious shit.
#5 - On 06/28/2014 at 10:12am by kAPISH
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