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Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40234) - you deserved it (4850)

On 06/21/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Behind every man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.

#2 - On 06/21/2014 at 6:58pm by DrHail

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Found yourself a keeper ;)

#1 - On 06/21/2014 at 6:57pm by aleahlioness

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