By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 62 914
You deserved it 4 859

Same thing different taste

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At least you were close to a hospital?

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

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Oh this is so terrible, but I can't stop myself from laughing. I apologize for my dark sense of humour, OP. I hope both you and your wife are ok.

popprock 13
bfsd42 20

36, if op blindly stepped into a busy street while reading fml's on his phone.

trellz17 19

I have a dark sense of humour too, but this just isn't funny.

incoherentrmblr 21

This reminds me of Home Alone 1 & 2 where the delivery guy and airport shuttles keep hitting that statue, only this is much worse...

groovycrazyjoe 18

it's final destination number 1

zebrainthenight 13

At least you were close to a hospital?

Yeah it would suck of you got hit by a car driving to the hospital. Atleast you're already there.

I'm more worried that OP was hit by a car as they were walking INTO the hospital.

badluckalex 23

for some hospitals the main entrance is also a drop off zone so op was probably hit just before he was actually inside the building?

That is the very definition of irony. At least you two can share a room now

Demig0d6 14

But they already "shared" a room

Good way to strike up a conversation. Pretend to hit it off again. Only this time OP knows that the attempt won't crash and burn.

As someone who was hit by a car, I have to add that they do not tend to crash and burn after hitting a pedestrian.

Sorry to hear that OP. Hope you and your wife get better

rocker_chick23 27

I hope the two of you heal quickly.

IgnatiusBaseball 21

Everybody knows that.... But did you know that a game show hosts should only host games shows?

The irony x100 though I hope you are okay

Wow, what are the odds? My wishes to you and your wife.