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Today, after an entire year spent in physical therapy recovering from three knee surgeries, I finally returned to doing light agility exercises and running on a treadmill. When I told my therapist I had never been so happy and proud, he responded with, "This usually only takes 5 months, pussy." FML

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On 04/24/2014 at 7:42pm - health - by AnonymousAndSad (man) - United States (Iowa)

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Asshole much? Maybe time to switch therapists.... Also, grats on recovery!!

#1 - On 04/25/2014 at 5:10am by qwtf

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Time to take that next step, OP. Put those legs to use and get that foot up his ass.

#4 - On 04/25/2014 at 5:13am by AnagenisisZagus

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