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Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML

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On 04/04/2014 at 1:26pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

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You sat on your own testicles?

#1 - On 04/04/2014 at 7:40pm by Not_ROFL

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I'm missing the adventure in this situation?

#2 - On 04/04/2014 at 7:40pm by Scubanaut

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