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Today, my dad got me one of those word locks for my gym locker, for which the password had to be a four-letter word instead of numbers. My dad chose the combo for me. It was "diet". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (5186)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:10pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (New York)

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I have one of those. Mine is "Fuck", though.

#4 - On 03/31/2014 at 11:26pm by emmingle

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I'd honestly rather have my parents be brutally honest with me when it comes to my weight, if you're parents won't tell you when you're over the edge, who will? Even though it was harsh, there's a possibility he just cares and is trying to help you. Good luck!

#5 - On 03/31/2014 at 11:26pm by emilycb93

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