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Today, while walking barefoot through my house, I saw something shine on the floor across the hallway. Curious as to what it was, I rubbed my foot across the carpet to feel it. It wasn't until it was deeply lodged in my foot did I realize it was an open safety pin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17436) - you deserved it (35782)

On 02/23/2014 at 9:22pm - health - by owmyfoot - United States (California)

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"Hey, there's a thin shiny thing on the floor, maybe if I step on it, I'll know what it is!"
-OP

#4 - On 02/24/2014 at 3:14am by jnanderson

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well thats just a safe thing to do...

#1 - On 02/24/2014 at 3:12am by ZY1431

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