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Today, I have Hello Kitty band-aids on my nips because I dozed off while tanning and burned them extra crispy. FML

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:23pm - health - by extra crispy or original recipe (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I hear if you add a little pepper, crispy nips can be a nice party appetizer.

#2 - On 02/16/2014 at 7:45pm by AmAzInG123456789

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Hello titty
I dub thee "Bacon Nips"

#3 - On 02/16/2014 at 7:46pm by JustKittyKat

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