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Today, after months of random vomiting with no apparent cause, I finally got some tests done. The doctor says there's nothing wrong with me and that it's all just in my head. Great. FML


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On 01/28/2014 at 2:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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You should have vomited in his office and then asked if that was in your head too.

#2 - On 01/28/2014 at 8:11pm by onealmxwilson

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I was doing that for awhile, later I came to realize that it was because I was stressed about something that I kept denying.

#4 - On 01/28/2014 at 8:11pm by toowie

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