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Today, I got a black eye while trying to break up a fight caused by some complete bastard making a "yo momma" joke at the funeral of my best friend's mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53572) - you deserved it (4476)

On 01/27/2014 at 6:09pm - health - by knobbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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Should of told him " that'll be you in the coffin if you don't shut up"

#2 - On 01/27/2014 at 7:05pm by omgbrainZ

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That's cold.

#1 - On 01/27/2014 at 7:04pm by lemontreee

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