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Today, me and some friends had home-made burgers for lunch. The guy who did the cooking later insisted that spitting in a frying pan is a perfectly acceptable way of guessing the right time to add the oil. FML

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On 12/29/2013 at 6:28pm - health - by HungerStrike (man) - Czech Republic (Stredocesky kraj)

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Or alternatively, he could test the pan by putting one drop of oil. Mind = blown.

#1 - On 12/29/2013 at 11:23pm by oj101

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Those burgers might have a little bit of a different taste now...

#4 - On 12/29/2013 at 11:24pm by golferman72

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