Turbulence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Spring Hope

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 991
You deserved it 3 145
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xSkittle 16

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

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dotalover 15

this can be a solution to so many problems if we could do it

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Redoxx_fml 22

And when the others look at you with shock you say "No Ticket!"

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SJParker 13

48- quite the reference you made there. perfectly executed.

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Sports_guy3 28

Ask if you can move to another seat. But still FYL, good luck OP!

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rmccorm 7

Ask for a different seat! That's a lot of "nope"

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xSkittle 16

Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

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TheZigg 8

We all know have that will end up... Justin Bieber and 1D is an example.

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MissSarcasm01 18

What the actual **** does tht have to do with this?!

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dotalover 15

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iLike2Teabag 27

Did she have the ability to jump into your hair and lay eggs too?

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Epikouros 31

Would you have preferred a man with a girly voice who smiled at you every time you gave him a death glare? Just asking, because you seem to have rather specific preferences.

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Melix 31

Ask for another seat before it's too late. Good luck OP.

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olpally 32

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Welshite 39

Because he didn't have a pair of scissors on him or a bottle of shampoo. That's really the only way to get the TSA's attention.

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trulypar 34

Maybe he should have had scissors and shampoo...lice shampoo. Yucky!!!

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awkwardloveannie 28

I'm curious, if he has visible lice how short is his hair

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MissSarcasm01 18

You can see it if you have long hair too. It depends on how bad the lice is.

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Aligator67 12

Whenever I got lice as a little kid, my mom would pick each individual lice out of my hair. I hated sitting there without being able to move, but it was totally worth it. One of the worst feelings you can have are bugs crawling all over you and nesting on your scalp..

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SMHsohard 22

I once got a kid back from surgery, and as I leaned over to listen to his chest, I glanced up and saw his very frisky crop of head lice. No one in the OR had noticed, even though part of the pre-op protocol was to put a paper hair cover on him. Seriously, the little buggers were jumping-I itched for the rest of my shift.

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beaverteaser 16

well beats being able to visibly see crabs.

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Qwermy 16

same species, worse location

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