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Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43888) - you deserved it (2689)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Kick him out the window

#2 - On 12/26/2013 at 1:09pm by OctoDope

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Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)

#5 - On 12/26/2013 at 1:11pm by xSkittle

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