Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Spring Hope, United States
Turbulence
Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML
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OctoDope 15
Kick him out the window
xSkittle 16
Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)
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OctoDope 15
Kick him out the window
dotalover 15
this can be a solution to so many problems if we could do it
Redoxx_fml 22
And when the others look at you with shock you say "No Ticket!"
SJParker 13
48- quite the reference you made there. perfectly executed.
davidislost 11
Thus killing us all :D
Sports_guy3 28
Ask if you can move to another seat. But still FYL, good luck OP!
rmccorm 7
Ask for a different seat! That's a lot of "nope"
xSkittle 16
Burn it before it lays eggs! (seriously)
TheZigg 8
We all know have that will end up... Justin Bieber and 1D is an example.
Psychicgirl17 18
Wtf does that have to do with anything?
MissSarcasm01 18
What the actual **** does tht have to do with this?!
dotalover 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i was once seated beside a girl with a manly voice and who gave death glare everytime i smiled when she spoke
iLike2Teabag 27
Did she have the ability to jump into your hair and lay eggs too?
Epikouros 32
Would you have preferred a man with a girly voice who smiled at you every time you gave him a death glare? Just asking, because you seem to have rather specific preferences.
Melix 31
Ask for another seat before it's too late. Good luck OP.
olpally 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How did TSA let someone on the plane with lice? If you can see it, how did they miss it? Ugh, ask to move seats.
Welshite 40
Because he didn't have a pair of scissors on him or a bottle of shampoo. That's really the only way to get the TSA's attention.
trulypar 34
Maybe he should have had scissors and shampoo...lice shampoo. Yucky!!!
awkwardloveannie 28
I'm curious, if he has visible lice how short is his hair
MissSarcasm01 18
You can see it if you have long hair too. It depends on how bad the lice is.
Aligator67 12
Whenever I got lice as a little kid, my mom would pick each individual lice out of my hair. I hated sitting there without being able to move, but it was totally worth it. One of the worst feelings you can have are bugs crawling all over you and nesting on your scalp..
anythingwilldo 10
My scalp is itching just reading this ehh
Sports_guy3 28
It's a sign.
OctoDope 15
12 just caught eLice
SMHsohard 22
I once got a kid back from surgery, and as I leaned over to listen to his chest, I glanced up and saw his very frisky crop of head lice. No one in the OR had noticed, even though part of the pre-op protocol was to put a paper hair cover on him. Seriously, the little buggers were jumping-I itched for the rest of my shift.
beaverteaser 16
well beats being able to visibly see crabs.
little_one1 14
I strongly agree with this.
Qwermy 16
same species, worse location