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Isa Town, Bahrain
Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML
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Rawr
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Switzerland
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my grandmother told me she would pay for me to get a nose job. I never thought there was a problem with my nose. FML
Anonymous
Bogot?, Colombia
Any damage? Who nose?
Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
UglyFace
United Kingdom
Today, my parents told me they'd be willing to pay for me to get a nose job. I asked them what was wrong with my nose, and they said nothing, it's just not the kind of nose they'd prefer to feature in our Christmas photos. FML
Anonymous
Box Hill South, Australia
Today, in thanks for my assistance, a customer recommended me a plastic surgeon who could "really help with that face." FML
Ana
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
tigerfiend
United States
Assumptions
Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the liposuction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML
jameen
Newbury, United Kingdom
Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML
damnit
Canada
Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had a surprise for me and to meet up with him to find out. The big surprise was a consultation with a plastic surgeon for rhinoplasty surgery. I never disliked my nose. FML
ouchouchouch
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Top comments
PrincessCastiel 27
God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)
Welshite 39
Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.
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PrincessCastiel 27
God gave you a receipt right? But in all seriousness, I'm so sorry OP. That was a rude comment for her to make. You're perfect just the way you are :)
extrasnipes 22
No refunds allowed
123amanda123 14
some people should learn to not open their mouths... sorry op! :(
naarz 9
That's rude of her.....don't worry about it OP nobody's perfect but you will always be perfect for someone who likes you for you are
False_Stupidity 41
No refunds #13? Well damn.. I was about to declare that life is a lemon and I want my money back!
abu4u 26
Can you sue God?!
Welshite 39
Don't let her bother you. I think natural imperfections are more attractive than fake plastic Barbie features.
perdix 29
and having "Made In China" stamped in your crotch is an especially unattractive fake Barbie feature.
cheshirecat13242 32
Both of you, shut up.. OP should sue God & that's final. ;-)
Welshite 39
It's physically impossible for me to shut up. Anyone who knows me can tell you so. I have had springs surgically inserted into my jaw to help me with my talkathon, and as soon as I close my mouth it pops open again. Springs are useful like that.
TourettesGuyFTW 25
If you can't shut up... shut down.
RedPillSucks 31
Hey. I like my "made in china" tramp stamp.
hahatofunny 20
Forget her. Don't let that get to you, we all have our flaws.
minesbiggerr 25
Some of us with too many
\ 28
Show me a perfect human being and I'll show you Demon Spawn.
Sports_guy3 28
Man, what's with all the FMLs related related noses?
Nyx_fml 23
Don't look down your nose at them.
hunts19ketchup 23
Don't turn your nose up at them either
Slayerfan408 6
How rude. Who noes maybe she's just jealous.
xnyletak 17
*knows I'm sorry, I couldn't help it >.
minesbiggerr 25
I think he was trying to make a pun. " who nose" but he misspelt it
carelessxdanger 9
ask who screwed up her personality. there is no cure for douche-baggery.
ballplaya52 10
Jerks everywhere.
Kiki242 19
I can't see any good reason behind making a comment like that.
blcksocks 19
Tell her to stop being so nosy in others' business
xnyletak 17
Lol I get it
xnyletak 17
Tell her she should take the same advice for the doctor who made her **** lopsided.
crazytwinsmom 25
Natural boobs may be lopsided too, not just fake ones.