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Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35266) - you deserved it (2465)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:41pm - health - by mooselord (man) - United States

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'Tis the season!

#1 - On 12/05/2013 at 7:28pm by SonyIsGod

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Yule be sorry that you didn't grab it first!

#3 - On 12/05/2013 at 7:30pm by ComoEsJuan

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