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Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36914) - you deserved it (2739)

On 12/03/2013 at 9:03pm - health - by supras (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

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They didn't need to be so nosy. Congrats on getting the ball though.

#2 - On 12/04/2013 at 1:14am by MBSC

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And my gf thinks she needs a nose job

#4 - On 12/04/2013 at 1:16am by sniper1321123

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