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Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40766) - you deserved it (3583)

On 11/07/2013 at 12:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

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i dont see how some moms can be like that deffo sucks

#1 - On 11/07/2013 at 8:37pm by bikergirl93

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She should apologize for her "heated" attitude.

#2 - On 11/07/2013 at 8:38pm by madnessking

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