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Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34634) - you deserved it (3465)

On 10/30/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

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You could kiss all the other wrestlers or drink out of their bottles, give them the mono and then everyone is even! Mono wrestling for everyone!!! Steroids ARE accepted!

#4 - On 10/30/2013 at 5:38pm by BubbleGrunge

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Give mono to your competitors girlfriends so you won't be sitting out alone.

#6 - On 10/30/2013 at 5:40pm by Zimmington

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