Health, Bodyshaming and Love: Subtle - FML

Subtle

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:28

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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Same thing different taste

By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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I'm getting there!

By At least I'm trying - 26/08/2023 20:00

Today, one of my worst nightmares as an overweight woman came true. My boyfriend showed me a video someone had recorded of us exercising together, and who was mocking my weight the entire time. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By missclitter - 09/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my boyfriend, when I had to go pee. Halfway down the aisle, I tripped, screamed, and fell face-first into some guy. My boyfriend is now accusing me of cheating and "flirting" with every man I see. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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Top comments

katie_bby 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:49

elbow him during a herpes commercial.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

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rachelroller 0

Monday 23 February 2009 8:26

WOW you know how to pick 'em!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 3:08

Lol @ #2

sabrage 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 23:51

If you're fat, you deserve it.

laceyxx 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:12

#5, harsh ******. your boyfriend sounds like a jackass, but he could be kidding? #1, good idea, it would be perfect if a male enhancment commercial came on following that.

fmlcommenter 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:22

wow this is like the first fml and no one comment on it

fmlcommenter 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 1:24

wow this is like the first fml story out and like no one comment on it only 6

24788 6

Monday 27 April 2009 21:33

#1 That's just evil, but effective.

RhiannonD 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:56

This is one of my favourites.

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 4:01

Tell him to **** off!! Eat more cookies!! Cookies are your friend!! FYL Cookie!!

csf_lupita 0

Monday 16 August 2010 20:55

lmaoo,!! :D

BiggLJ 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 22:35

YDI for being fat. He deserves it for going out with a fatty.

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