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Today, after months of exercise and diets and finally reaching my ideal weight, I told my morbidly obese cousin about my success, hoping to motivate him to do the same. He replied, "Why would it matter, you're still ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45881) - you deserved it (5176)

On 10/15/2013 at 1:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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He's just jealous. Don let it get to you. Good job on your success!

#2 - On 10/15/2013 at 4:51pm by emeraldisle

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Nice cousin you got there

#1 - On 10/15/2013 at 4:51pm by CommentModerated

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