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Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

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On 10/02/2013 at 12:22pm - health - by Tired (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

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Sorry op! If you look on the bright side it looked like you had make up on? Hehe..I'm probably not helping

#4 - On 10/02/2013 at 4:43pm by MiMiLove96

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Work it girl! At least you look good apparently? I'm not sure if looking good is worth insomnia though.

#7 - On 10/02/2013 at 4:43pm by Ukeee_X

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