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Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35120) - you deserved it (2956)

On 09/26/2013 at 9:50am - health - by CancerFdMyLife (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

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So when is he bringing the "stuff"?

#1 - On 09/26/2013 at 12:54pm by RenosShark

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Soon you'll be selling office supplies for hits, and holding coworkers up at stapler-point for more money, deadline tomorrow noon.

#9 - On 09/26/2013 at 12:59pm by Pleonasm

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