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Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34211) - you deserved it (3886)

On 09/22/2013 at 5:40pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Well they will certainly remember you, and you might get some sort of deal out of pity :D

#1 - On 09/22/2013 at 8:51pm by WCARlover

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How did you do that exactly?

#2 - On 09/22/2013 at 8:52pm by w0o0a

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