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Today, I found a pamphlet for alcohol counseling on my front door today. I think it was from the guys who pick up my recycling. FML

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At least he cares.

Invite them to your next big party. If you are consuming all of that alcohol by yourself: Step 1. Admit you have a problem. . .

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At least he cares.

Exactly.. Probably its about time that you quit drinking or atleast reduced the frequency.

*Sigh* Distant love.

generalasskicker 12

He might just throw a lot of parties

So you drink a lot I'm guessing?

No shit Sherlock.

Calm down Watson. Im pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

Yes it was sarcasm my dear Watson. So calm yourself. It's only elementary.

subiedude08 17

Wonder what brought you to that conclusion

Invite them to your next big party. If you are consuming all of that alcohol by yourself: Step 1. Admit you have a problem. . .

When they dump your recycling, I bwt they sing "bottoms up, bottoms up"

15, I bet they don't.

MissWhitneyB 17

Maybe thats a sign to cut back a little. Great to see others caring about one another these days though.

Well do you have a problem?

My guess is yes.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

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We can't be sure that OP has a problem. Some people drink beer like others drink soda. I know a few guys around here will knock out a 12 pack just sitting around the house daily. They don't have a drinking problem because they aren't drinking to get drunk. So lets say OP drinks on average 12 beers per day, 12 multiplied by 7 is 84. Obviously 84 beer cans look like a lot, but as I said he may just drink beer like soda so it really isn't an ungodly amount of beer, it just seems that way.

I think drinking 12 cans of soda every day is a pretty ungodly amount of soda. Or at least a very unhealthy amount. Twelve cans of beer a day is just as bad or worse.

I'm going to go with worse... 12 beers a day? Way worse

49-im sorry and im not anyone to judge another..but what you described sounds like a big problem lol.

Sounds like they are genuinely concerned about you OP

It's only a problem if it interfers with his everyday life, really. As long as he doesn't miss work because he's drunk (or go to work drunk), there's not really anything wrong with drinking a lot.

Aw that is such a nice thing for someone to do. Don't feel like embarrassed or anything OP, he just cares :)

I agree. That is really sweet of him to do!

Haha, excellent, We fill a 240 litre (60 gals) bin every fortnight with cans and bottles !!! No notes but.....

TheDrifter 23

That depends on how many people are at your house. If OP is doing the same, but living alone, there is likely a problem.

Well this calls for a drink I presume...