Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
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Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend to my house for the first time. He freaked out when he saw my cat, and had to leave because he's allergic. I've posted many pictures of my cat in Instagram, but he didn't say anything about his allergy because he thought it was just a random cat. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.
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Comments (102)
golden_warrior 23
Well, he did ask you.
lindora 35
He might've asked if OP was allergic to any medicines, seems to make more sense.
mFUNdo21 17
I like op's username
countryrose92 23
I'm allergic to glitter and I always tell my doctor that I am, even though i know it has nothing to do with medicine or medical procedures that way if something goes wrong they know throwing glitter on me won't help. ;)
hghrider123456 9
Nobody feed the author chinese food then......
SimplyBird 9
This was one of the funniest FMLs in a while :) nowadays they're all sad or aggravating so this was good one
ex_stripper_jk 20
I know! I thought so too! This wasn't FML. It was LAM- laugh at myself
kitsune309 15
You get to have a temp one when posting fmls without an account. It's linked to the situation often.
lisaroxmysoxx 16
Sarah Brock?
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D
obnum 19
Your doctor gives cats? Darn, I'm so jealous. Mine only gives dogs.
chris_42 11
Yours only gives you the bill? Mine gives me the entire duck, bill and all!
shadokis 15
SMDH my first thought.....AFLAC!!!!!!
LeFrogDog 27
I just get a dumb dumb
VioletRaven1 8
So lucky D: wish i got dogs, cats, ducks with bills.... All i get is a horseshoe :(
starile 19
*pulls out shotgun, shoots #40* BLAM!
Shootermtd25 7
Such a good comment thread until #40 had to come in and be all retarded And completely mess it up
madeline9322 17
Well I personally prefer the horses I get to dogs, but those darn things keep ******** in the house and no one has a barn around here.
TheMalygos 21
@104 I got a barn! It came from my dentist!
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.
thisawkwardchick 15
There should be an "Lol" button specifically for these posts.
jesustitts 20
Or you could just say it.
bluehero 17
Lol
vipirius 18
57 and get thumbed down into oblivion?
ShannonBitt 29
#64: nope, looks like #60 did not "get thumbed down into oblivion"
MikaykayUnicorn 36
My Dr. ask if I was allergic to any medicine once and I was still tired and I said 'bees'.
oliviaa96 5
Well you never know with doctors nowadays
Boardacon 5
I don't think this FML is as bad as most of the others here.
Risho96 10
This isn't so much of an FML moment as a "my life is sooo funny" moment.
oliviaa96 5
Your doctor won't give you cats?! How rude!
worldclassrager 39
Honesty is the best policy...no big deal...I have said something similar..,actually I think we all have...
AGB10 19
Plot twist: OP went to a voodoo doc..
mFUNdo21 17
we're done with twisting plots. it didn't catch on. sorry mate
nightbirdblue 27
The age of plot twists has passed. Go back in time or learn a new style of comment.
esines 9
Plot twist: plot twists actually did catch on and 27 is in a coma, imagining a world in which plot twists never caught on
threer 30
Ash's coma theory. ;-;
Ravensmoon666 19
God, people on funny pics say plot twist all the time. They're not funny just stop.
jw90 18
He should of specified whether he was talking about medicine or something different.
hcollins1 18
I'm pretty sure since OP was at the doc, he was talking about medicine. Unless they're talking about what's causing her allergies, but that doesn't seem to be the case.