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Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML


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On 09/03/2013 at 4:17am - health - by NoNotCats =^._.^= (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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Your doctor never gives cats? I would switch doctors. I have a whole litter after my last check up! :D

#2 - On 09/03/2013 at 12:28pm by Sir_ND_Pity

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Lol his fault for not being specific. I would've said the same thing if I were allergic, too.

#3 - On 09/03/2013 at 12:31pm by honeymoonroyale

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