Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Ingredients check
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
Man meat
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Lose the boyfriend, not the weight
Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML
Food fight
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML
Waste not, want not
Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
Disloyal!
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
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Grauncho 27
Save a plant. Eat a rock.
Welshite 39
You roast vegetarians on a spit over an open fire? At least they'll be low fat.
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HiImNew 3
Being a vegetarian is dumb anyway.
FalconSam1414 19
I'm not a vegetarian or a vegan, but some in some religions like Buddhism for example, people aren't allowed to eat meat.
Conn3ct 9
Lets face it. He's completely right. It's just weird.
JustJumped 22
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Nice to see you have an understanding boyfriend
golden_warrior 23
Hey, vegetables have life too so if you're going to eat them then you can't discriminate against animals.
whyisitme12 19
If your a vegetarian and support animals, why are you eating there food.
SwaggCapone 11
30- Kinda what I wanted to know
\ 28
Vegetables are easily replenished and maintained. Animals are harder to replenish and mantain.
cobrajkb 11
that's bullshit
yourmurderscenex 13
"oh I'm sorry Betsy but I am only eating you because if I eat your food I won't be supporting animal rights" da der da der. the logic here amazes me.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
what we dont know is the other variables... are u barely eating your vegetables? how many calories a day are you taking in op? if you have a serious eating disorder, then maybe you should get help.
generalasskicker 12
I can agree that logic sucks but try this I can eat I enjoy eating it so I do. Whatever someone wants to eat is up to them and no one should judge anyone
TheCanucklehead 22
I don't understand the fuss. Maybe because I stuff my mouth with whatever food or drink I can get my hands on...
jessBeAqueen 13
hey if your not then don't knock it and if your are then don't shove it in peoples faces. I've been an on and off vegetarian for years. I've gotten sick and I can understand why he would be concerned if your going about it the wrong way. if not and he's just being ignorant then I'd have a serious talk with him
addioty 19
30, I dislike ignorant people like you. I have been a vegetarian for four years due to my teacher showing me a disturbing slaughterhouse video in middle school. You have no right to judge people who have different eating habits than you.
Genuine_G 8
As long as you maintain adequate protein consumption, theres nothing wrong with being vegetarian. I just feel you're missing out on a healthy and tasty food group which is essentially all animals really have to offer us. Its Your choice…
trsignorino 3
The problem with eating meat isn't "replenishing" animal populations. We aren't depleting the wild cow populations. The problem is modern, commercial farming and the harm raising so many animals does to the environment.
lonewolf621 17
Yeah eat some meat you dont know what your missing!
juststephhere 23
He seems a little slow... Maybe he's the one who needs to be seeking help!
Uramonkey 11
And you seem a little quick. A little quick to assume.
shibeep 12
I'm not a veg but hey it's not like she's doing drugs. It's a pretty heathy lifestyle if you know what your doing.
Nyx_fml 23
Does the help he expects you to get come from a butcher?
SlapAndTickle 20
And how do you suppose she does that? Hahaha.
Uramonkey 11
Op should help her boyfriend to beat the meat... and become a vegetarian!
phatdaddy62 23
Well, the butcher could slip her some meat . . .
SlapAndTickle 20
"My BF says I need some more meat in my diet Mr. Butcher, care to show me the Italian sausage?" I set up a joke for you guys and you failed me.
chocolatefrog28 29
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To be fair, vegetarianism is just as morally rife as being an omnivore. If you value animal life just as much as your own, why are you eating all their food?
RedPillSucks 31
I'ma use that one at the next vegetarian roast.
Welshite 39
You roast vegetarians on a spit over an open fire? At least they'll be low fat.
revan546 24
#6 Because we're chemoheterotrophs and we need sources of carbon to survive...
sammyjanette 17
There are some major flaws with that argument. Humans mass produce produce, and that certainly isn't for animal consumption, so strictly eating produce wouldn't decrease the animal food supply.
yourmurderscenex 13
#6 that is the absolute stupidest shit I've ever heard. also, vegetarians don't have to eat just vegetables... think about it.
chocolatefrog28 29
As humans, we all need sources of carbon to survive. It's not just a specific set of people. As humans, we've gone on to grow and genetically modify our crops, i.e. produce, and not only eat it, but the animals in the surrounding area have eaten it. Think that helps their health out, with the pesticides and the completely unnatural additives? Nope. Decreases their natural and healthy food supply. And 27, no shit. I think the internet dwellers need to lighten up a little, or not set out for an argument any time someone posts anything. Take it down a notch.
junkman6 22
@27 I've thought about it.... And it's still the same diet as an herbivore. Veggies, fruits, and nuts. What point were you making?
yourmurderscenex 13
...you're not thinking hard enough. vegetarians are not vegans. they can eat dairy products.
bfsd42 20
I think the issue here is that #6's comment was not meant to be taken seriously, i hope at least, but #27 decided to get offended by said comment.
Sputnikspak 13
Not everyone who is a vegetarian is a vegetarian because they're against eating animals. I'm a vegetarian for health reasons, because I have kidney problems and my doctor said it's safer to avoid meat. I'll occasionally cave and have a smoked meat sandwich or something, but if my boyfriend decided to leave me because I'm a vegetarian I'd tell the door not to hit him on the ass on the way out. I'd understand if you're one of those preachy vegetarian/vegans who acts enormously superior and disgusted when someone else eats meat in front of them.
confusedAsFuck 34
Oh please stop with this vegetarianism excuse. I know there are some people who are vegetarians for these reasons (animals rights etc..) but most of the others are taking the lame excuse not to say "I'm on a diet" or "I don't wanna be fat". I ain't saying this to offend anyone but this is taking a new level of idiocy. Humans have been eating specific animals since the dawn of times, animals too, yet no bad effects have come from it. why? because it's the way life is. If we don't eat sheep anymore they'll eat our vegetables and we'll have to either kill them or eat'em. If we keep them from eating our feces then they'll starve to death, and it'll be like if we killed them ourselves.. and so on.. I hope I didn't offend anyone, as everyone have the right to believe what they like as long as they don't try to force it on everyone else. Cheers.
confusedAsFuck 34
feces = veges* ******* autocorrect
CallMeMcFeelii 13
I'm with ya, 97. I mean Christ, they make soy steaks and soy burgers. If you want to eat a steak, eat a god damn steak. Humans have always ate meat and it's perfectly good for you. I understand you don't want to eat cute little animals, but something else will eat them even if we choose not to. It's the way of life, you might as well enjoy it while it lasts.
gimmicksz 9
Damn #6, looks like wayyy too many people cant take a joke
asparagus12 21
Not all vegetarians choose that lifestyle for animal rights. I am vegetarian. Humans eat way more meat that we are meant to consume and way few vegetables. You can get the protein you need with combining the right vegetables and grains. Studies show vegetarians live longer and are less likely to be diagnosed with cancer.
ptoka 20
Cancer linked to meat consumption is bullshit unless all you eat is meat. Meat supplies necessary fats and other nutrients that humans need to maintain normal bodily functions.
danidanidani 10
This is one of the stupidest anti-vegetarian arguments i get yet it's the most frequent
InfiniteSecret 20
Shockingly not everyone who is a vegetarian is doing it because of animals, they may not like the taste of meat.
xXfrostXx 9
He's trying to help,you're missing out on so much delicious.
jojimugo 20
Yes like bacon
barfcannon 24
The more vegetarians there are, the more meat there is for you. Therefore you should probably be encouraging people to go veggie.
threer 30
Yeah, like feces.
Grauncho 27
Save a plant. Eat a rock.
josh8215 21
Save a rock. Filter feed through the air.
Axipiter 24
If it hasn't been done yet, I'm putting that on a t-shirt. I'll pay you royalties.
Grauncho 27
Save the air. Just kill yourself.
golden_warrior 23
He just wants you to have his meat
DKjazz 20
Yes, penises. We get it.
perdix 29
Show him how you like to gobble up meat, and he won't care about what food you eat. ;)
allie2590 31
Maybe that's the real issue here... >.>