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Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML

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On 08/23/2013 at 5:58pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico

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I would say to try and pee just a little bit, but peeing can feel so good sometimes that I know you wouldn't be able to stop.

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 8:56pm by Nyx

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Omg! I did this same test twice. It is pure torture! One time I ended up pulling over halfway to the test and running to some bushes to pee because I couldn't hold it any longer.

#5 - On 08/23/2013 at 9:00pm by thenewgirl29

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