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Today, after recovering from pneumonia and a severe asthma attack caused by my dad's fiancée's cat, he chose to keep the cat. I can't go to his house without having to go to the hospital later. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44164) - you deserved it (3806)

On 07/14/2013 at 1:35am - health - by coughcough - United States

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Hes an asshole. Sorry Op. You deserve someone better

#1 - On 07/14/2013 at 10:46am by ZombieInConverse

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Little kittens in suits are slowly taking over the world through mass manipulation by posting adorable pictures of themselves over the Internet, whilst in reality, they are plotting.

#3 - On 07/14/2013 at 10:47am by oj101

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