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Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 12:37am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate

#2 - On 07/13/2013 at 5:59am by DooleyFTW

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Tae Kwon D'oh!

#7 - On 07/13/2013 at 6:03am by TourettesGuyFTW

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