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Today, I was taking some clothes downstairs to wash, when my mum stopped me. She accused me of sleeping around and trying to hide something, since she did the washing yesterday. She made me admit in front of the whole family that I'd been "surprised" by a case of diarrhea. FML


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On 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm - health - by ToiletTroubles (woman) - United Kingdom

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Paranoid parents are the worst, accusations of the most ridiculous things. Don't worry OP, you're not alone in this struggle of trust and faith :')

#1 - On 07/03/2013 at 4:36pm by Wizardo

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Your moms a shit head for putting you on the spot like that.

#3 - On 07/03/2013 at 4:39pm by imtooshy

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