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Today, the weather was so hot that I couldn't stop sweating profusely while using the restroom. Ever slipped off the toilet seat and hit the floor hard due to ass-sweat? Not a pleasant experience. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47381) - you deserved it (5879)

On 06/27/2013 at 4:27pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

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Well that must have been a slippery situation.

#1 - On 06/27/2013 at 8:17pm by chocolateisyum

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Lovely image, thanks. I can't imagine your butt being any cleaner than today.

#3 - On 06/27/2013 at 8:18pm by Pleonasm

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