Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML

by assholedad / 06/21/2013 at 2:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Health

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  • Tell him to piss off

    #1 - On 06/21/2013 at 8:14pm by BrookieAnn

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  • I dream that one day that will be me.
    Punning is an infectious humour; and one that is gaining tract-ion on this site.

    #4 - On 06/21/2013 at 8:17pm by Pleonasm

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