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Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, I tried to wipe some sweat off my brow before it could make its way down into my eye. I ended up poking myself in the eye so hard that I yelped, stumbled and was thrown off the still-moving treadmill while trying to regain my balance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37904) - you deserved it (6587)

On 06/20/2013 at 11:06pm - health - by Ouch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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This is why we attach the clip-things to our waistbands.

#5 - On 06/21/2013 at 3:48am by DaniPandi

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Ahahaha I would love to have seen this. Just laugh at yourself and go about your day. Not much else you can do

#3 - On 06/21/2013 at 3:47am by KBurns207

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