Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML
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Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
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flashback.miss 28
Invest in a good sports bra.
Jasper1405 16
Well you are going to the gym, wich means you are working on your weight and you will be in shape before you know it!
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flashback.miss 28
Invest in a good sports bra.
perdix 29
For guys, it's called a "Bro" or "The Man-siere."
shift_love 13
Exactly what I came here to say. Good job #1
vehementbitch 4
He shouldnt be ashamed! Own them man ****!
soylentgreens 8
Since the main reason to wear a sports bra is to protect you from fissures in the connective tissue and simmilar injuries, this is actually good advice. Keep up the good work #1.
kim_larsa 5
I agree he needs to work those moobs! Hell, ill let him motorboat!
carnage45567 10
His jugs bring all the boys to the yard lol at least he is working on getting rid of them though
Jasper1405 16
Well you are going to the gym, wich means you are working on your weight and you will be in shape before you know it!
Ambient25 24
As long as he actually "works out". A friend of mine goes to the gym an hour a day, with 40 minutes devoted to texting and calling people.
perdix 29
#12, I'll bet his thumbs are totally ripped!!!
MlleMC_fml 19
If his boobs are jiggling, it's most likely because he's moving.
PimpdaddyCJT 13
What are we talking about here B cups or C cups?
jonha21 11
Are you Recruiting "PimpDaddy" Wuhahaha
KawaiiCupcake 14
What's so great about jiggling boobs??? I think it's embarrassing!
littlem91 29
It's not a good thing as a women when your boobs are jiggling.
jimbob_76592 5
I like jiggly boobs. No problem in that
Ameel_fml 19
To be fair, a woman's boobs shouldn't be jiggling through exercise either. It can tear the tissue if the sport is too rigorous. :O
shinicat 11
Too much boob jiggling when you're exercising gets *painful*, that's why it's a bad thing.
gracehi 31
That's exactly what I was thinking. The creepers closer when the jugs jiggle.
hawright 13
I believe OP was looking at this from a heterosexual males point of view. The jiggly boobs would be a nice sight to admire from this perspective, unless the jiggly boobs were on another male.
mfmylifesrsly 29
personally I like seeing womens boobs jiggle/bounce at the gym. although I find it annoying when mine do.
boobsarefun 4
yes it is. boobs are ****** awesome, even though I'm a virgin and have never touched any
Headcrab 29
- Film with a high speed camera - put it on YouTube - ??? - profit
iLike2Teabag 27
Because everybody loves seeing that, eh?
Trish01 23
Great going, moobs!
maz95 17
Well this should serve as great motivation to keep eating clean and working out.
tygerarmy 35
Eat right and keep going to the gym!
DaisyDanger 7
Good on you for going to the gym though! Acknowledging that you have an issue and then working towards making it better is a very positive thing! Hold your head high and then bask in the accomplishment as you achieve your weight loss goals!
noelasis94 18
I hear shake it fast but watch yourself in my head right now.