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Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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On 06/06/2013 at 2:24pm - health - by fuck kids (man) - United States (New York)

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This will be one hell of a story you can tell your kids when you're old. Oh wait...

#3 - On 06/06/2013 at 9:01pm by woainishamu

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The fact that OP said 'turd waffle' to describe the kid kills me.

#6 - On 06/06/2013 at 9:05pm by TheVoicesTalk

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