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Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46606) - you deserved it (3454)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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It just goes to show that Freud was right: Subconciously, dicks are always on your mind.

#7 - On 05/29/2013 at 1:05pm by Pleonasm

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Cum on op, he was just trying to lighten the mood. :)

#6 - On 05/29/2013 at 1:05pm by lilhellian

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