By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It just goes to show that Freud was right: Subconciously, dicks are always on your mind.

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lilhellian 26

Cum on op, he was just trying to lighten the mood. :)

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CaptMurdock 25

Wow, what a witty and original comment. Maybe you could put some actual thought into it next time?

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Jharrist89 12

Your comments are supposed to be "the shit" when you're #1....damn......

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RedPillSucks 31

The pressure to be #1 causes some people to go for the short comment. If they have to think up a witty comment, they'll be #27

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Fuhkyoo 17

its like everyone forgot the golden rule... if you pass out with your shoes on, youre fair game

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Ian7890 23

you can't really do much to help someone that fainted, pretty much just elevate their legs; but thats still really messed up.

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hig999 19

I have just discovered that people somehow faint for no reason. People never cease to amaze me.

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SaturnV 25

Even if it's not caused by a persistent underlying medical condition, there's always an immediate, physiological reason for fainting.

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Pleonasm 35

Yea pretty short-sighted to say that it's for no reason. Anyway there are far more shocking truths than spontaneous fainting.

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

At least you're ok! Hopefully the penis wasn't drawn with a permanent marker!

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kristabelli 19

Am I the only one wondering just how real a "faint" this was, when OP seems to know exactly what happened while they were out?

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lilhellian 26

Cum on op, he was just trying to lighten the mood. :)

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skitsmuffin 6

Seriously. He saw the opportunity and took it. Youre lucky it wasnt his penis

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eddeeezzyy 19

True, 43. But how do we know that the guy didn't trace his penis on OP? Lol

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skitsmuffin 6

Hahaha very true. Check for face crabs Op

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Pleonasm 35

It just goes to show that Freud was right: Subconciously, dicks are always on your mind.

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MrClean17 15

Looks like a few people are stuck in their high school days

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enormouselephant 15

The pen is very helpful in saving life's.

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BulldogHoops 14

Life's what? WHAT? The suspense is killing me.

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RadeonDerp 24

My pen is huge....

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monnanon 13

well technically you can use a ballpoint pen for emergencies. you remove the ink filled bit and stab the plastic into the windpipe to aid breathing. i cant remember the medical name for it though. it may just be on medical dramas though hehe. im pretty sure it can be used directly to the lungs too.

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akimes94 5

Graffiti in a whole new level

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perdix 29

Everyone is this story is a ********.

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